But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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