I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I look better un-naked...
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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