My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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