I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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