If that was your dad, he is hot
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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