so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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