you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Im part way to drunk.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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