If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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