So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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