I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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