I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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