It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
what day is it and did you see me today?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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