windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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