doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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