The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
