so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize