nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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