PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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