new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
my being single is dangerous.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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