hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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