He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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