The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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