I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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