so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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