I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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