even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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