Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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