Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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