If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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