I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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