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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest

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(310): View more from California

I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't

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(718): View more from New York

He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.

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(541): View more from Oregon

To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.

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(509): View more from Washington

Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.

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(407): View more from Florida

Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?

(912): View more from Georgia

Home?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it

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(727): View more from Florida

How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?

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(734): View more from Michigan

Omg the world wants us to be better people

(541): View more from Oregon

I refuse

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