We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
