i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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