what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Do plants get herpes?
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