spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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