I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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