yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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