Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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