i was born a porn star she said
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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