She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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