Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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