Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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