It's Friday. Sex?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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