guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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