BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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