we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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