well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
