last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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