arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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