i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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