I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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