i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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