he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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