No subtext here. People are naked.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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